Egg a la Mode
She: Since we're having a later lunch, do you want to make some breakfast?
I: Sure, what would you like?
She: Eggs. Spicy ones.
I: Well, if that's your only requirement I could boil you an egg and put tabasco sauce on it.
She: Nooooooo.
I: Or barbecue sauce....
She: Ew, I tried that once. When I was home alone. I wanted to spice up my boiled egg a little. It, uh, wasn't that great.
I: Ha. That's as bad as a boiled egg with salad dressing on it.
She: Um, I tried that, too.
I: Not much of a cook as a single girl living alone, were you?
She: No.
I: Sure, what would you like?
She: Eggs. Spicy ones.
I: Well, if that's your only requirement I could boil you an egg and put tabasco sauce on it.
She: Nooooooo.
I: Or barbecue sauce....
She: Ew, I tried that once. When I was home alone. I wanted to spice up my boiled egg a little. It, uh, wasn't that great.
I: Ha. That's as bad as a boiled egg with salad dressing on it.
She: Um, I tried that, too.
I: Not much of a cook as a single girl living alone, were you?
She: No.