2010.02.21 Welcome to effing Vancouver
2010.02.02 Evolution of a New iPhone User
2010.01.30 Who is Who?
2010.01.26 Fast . . . food
2009.12.13 Iceland
2009.10.25 Eye of the Tiger
2009.10.24 Contemplating the Orb
2009.10.08 Canary IQ Test
2009.06.01 Flickr Fubar
2009.05.31 Five Years Later
2009.05.21 The Nacho Incident
2009.04.10 Tax Time
2009.03.25 Hey asshole!
2009.03.15 Egg a la Mode
2009.03.05 The things you think about
2009.02.25 The Whole Enchilada
2009.02.15 Canadian Enough
2009.02.14 An Essay by Matt
2009.01.18 Why the religious persecution, S.C.?
2009.01.17 Poked with pointy things!
2009.01.15 Musical Citizenship
2009.01.12 Baron von Bejeweled
2008.12.19 Age of Steam
2008.12.14 Must work on the French
2008.12.13 Border Crossing
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Tax Time
Venkat, the TurboTax Support Guy: Do you have any friends?
Matt: Um, sure, I have friends. But how is that relevant?
Venkat: Well, perhaps you can borrow a friend's US credit card to pay for the software with?
Matt: . . .
Venkat: Sir? Are you still there?
Matt: Yes, I'm still here.
Venkat: Matthew, is there a friend whose card you can borrow?
Matt: You're telling me that after I spent several hours trudging through my US tax return, after the time I already spent doing both my wife's and my Canadian tax returns, and find only at the very end of everything when it's all done, that before I can print it or save it or really do anything with it, and having entered my Canadian address as one of the very first steps in the application with no warnings or anything, that I'm only allowed to pay with a US card, that the best advice you can give me is to talk an American friend into paying for my tax return software, so that I don't have to redo all of it?
Venkat: Well? Do you have a friend with a US card?

Let's just say it wasn't a good day for my "don't abuse the call centre rep because he's only doing his job executing someone else's policy" philosophy.

I was promptly transferred to Venkat's manager, and the best he could do was give me a copy of TurboTax 2008 Deluxe for Mac for free. It still didn't save me the two hours or so it took me to re-enter everything I'd already done in the web version, but at least it saved me about $50.

I asked several times whether they'll be supporting non-US payment in the future. I don't think they ever really understood my question.

At any rate, if there are any other US expats out there who've put off taxes to the last minute this year, don't make the mistake of using the web version TurboTax like I did. Or, if you've got time to burn and could use some free tax software, perhaps doing what I did is exactly what you want to do. I don't know.