Skid Row Shit
[near the Main St SkyTrain station]
Kid 1: Hey, you know what? About a block north of here? There's this bar?
Kid 2: Yeah?
Kid 1: My brother took me to it? It's called the Cobalt? It's like this total downtown East side bar. Titty bar.
Kid 2: Whoa.
Kid 1: Yeah. It was hardcore man. Total skid row shit.
Kid 2: How'd you get in?
Kid 1: [flips open wallet to display a fake Quebec driver's license] What do you think?
Kid 2: Four years, eh? They go for it?
Kid 1: I don't look 19? I know a guy. He got it for me.
Kid 2: No. You're lucky they didn't beat your shit up, dude. Bar like that.
Kid 1: Hey, you know what? About a block north of here? There's this bar?
Kid 2: Yeah?
Kid 1: My brother took me to it? It's called the Cobalt? It's like this total downtown East side bar. Titty bar.
Kid 2: Whoa.
Kid 1: Yeah. It was hardcore man. Total skid row shit.
Kid 2: How'd you get in?
Kid 1: [flips open wallet to display a fake Quebec driver's license] What do you think?
Kid 2: Four years, eh? They go for it?
Kid 1: I don't look 19? I know a guy. He got it for me.
Kid 2: No. You're lucky they didn't beat your shit up, dude. Bar like that.